Wait, one more thing!

Windows solitaire is so addictive, it's like a drug. I started opening windows of solitaire while I waited for websites to load, but I get sucked in every time. Know the facts because knowledge is power!

Don't worry readers, it's not abandoned...

Wow, I've just realized it's been 19 days since my last post. However, this doesn't mean that I'm quitting or even that I have nothing to blog about. I'm a procrastinator, plain and simple. I'm kind of like the Radiohead of bloggers: my releases are spread out far apart but when they do come out, they're really good. It feels like the computer is rotting my brain from sheer overuse (of the computer, not my brain), so goodbye for now!

DO NOT OPEN THIS POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, too late! Your computer has now been infected with a debilitating virus which will eat up your files, burn your hard drive up, steal your identity, report your digital piracy to the FBI, give you erectile dysfunction, and decrease the market value of your home. Thank you, that is all.